And frankly, we're sick of being told what to do all the time. Drink this. Eat that. Run here. Stretch there. Top up your Oyster. Be nice to your sister. Don't drive on the railway tracks. Blahblahblah.

If you are too, then here's an offer you might be interested in: Free-for-all-to-attend Lovestruck Laissez Faire Drinks.

Every so often, we 'ghost-host' drinks nights. This means that we won't make a big thing about being there. Or a small thing. We'll just... be. (It's terribly zen.) So, as we won't be rolling up, there's no entry fee, no RSVP, no nametags, no games and no rules.

DJs and drinks til 1am - what else could you want?